We are back in Eau Claire (well, at least I am, Wags is back in Minneapolis now), and we created a video outlining for you where The Break Side plans on going from here. I do have to say, though, that we were both severely sleep deprived while making this video, and at the time it seemed like a good idea to me to have Wags play Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah on his ukulele while I harmonized to his singing.

It wasn’t. Wags can hardly play the ukulele, and neither of us can sing. To be frank, we ruined a great song, and for that, I apologize. If Leonard Cohen was dead, he would be rolling over in his grave. Fortunately for us, he isn’t, so we’re still going to post this video. Sorry Leonard!

In addition to being the location for Five Ultimate, Seattle is also home to the Skyd Magazine office. Chris and I met the Editor-In-Chief/President, Elliot Trotter, for lunch on Thursday. Also at the table was Typical Ted, who you might recognize from his taco_video.

We had a great time sharing Ultimate stories over lunch at CJ’s. Both Elliot and Ted play Ultimate at a high level, and are very connected within the Seattle scene. It was interesting to listen to them talk about elite Ultimate and hear the crazy stories they had to share.

Elliot and our buddy Jonathan from Five Ultimate both play for the Seattle Voodoo, who we got to watch play at Kleimman Eruption. They were practicing that night and said it would be cool if we came to check them out.

Voodoo was preparing for the Colorado cup, so practice consisted of a lot of offensive line vs defensive line drills and scrimmaging. Trotter demonstrated the easiest way to swing the disc across the field (scoober) while Masler came up with the sickest layout of the practice.

Good luck to Voodoo the rest of the season and of course to Typical Ted on any future typical shot videos. And good luck to Lisa Anderson on continuing to be super awesome. Although I don’t think she’ll need it.

The song is “Tongue Roller” by DJ Ananzi

Through a friend of a friend, we found out about a tournament taking place in Portland the weekend of Aug 3-4 called Kleinman Eruption. While looking at the tournament website, we noticed that one of the team’s was named Breakers Mark. It seemed fitting to play with a team whose name was similar to The Break Side.

Breakers Mark captains Matt and Kerrin were open to the idea of letting us play with them, but they wanted to put it to a team vote first. They nominated Ashish, a veteran cutter, to become the expert on our site and make a recommendation to the team. Thankfully, his recommendation was to let us play with them, and the rest of the team agreed. Or at least, no one voiced their disagreement to our faces….

Playing with Breakers Mark ended up being both fun and competitive for Chris and I. Breakers Mark went 5-1 on the weekend, running mostly junk zone defenses that forced opponents into bad decisions that turned into cool D’s. We took second in the B bracket, losing only in the championship to a team that liked to huck back and forth between MLU players. Turns out, those guys are ok.

We also saw a lot of great spirit at the tourney. Our team, obviously a pun off of Makers Mark (I shouldn’t even have to make that comment, but my road trip partner missed it, so others might too) would give out small_bottles_of_Makers to the opposing team’s most spirited players. One of our opponents, Natural Twenties (Dungeons and Dragons themed) preferred to roll a 20-sided_die instead of flipping a disc to decide who pulls. Another team, Robot , had a life size robot with a hidden prize inside for the spirit winners.

We also got to see some pretty high level Ultimate at Kleinman. The Saturday night showcase game featured Portland Rhino hosting regional rivals Seattle Voodoo. The game was filled with some pretty sick plays and plenty of chats of, “You let the whole team down…” from the crowd every time a disc was dropped. In the end, Rhino edged out Voodoo, but it was a Voodoo player that came up with the catch of the day.

More high level Ultimate awaits us in the Seattle area, including the Emerald City Classic next weekend. Can’t wait to watch our MSP friends do work. Off we go!

The July 20-21 weekend was one Chris and I had been looking forward to for a long time. Hats, Hops, and Hucks is a hat tournament near Santa Cruz that has been held annually for the past 22 years. For the first time on this trip we weren’t going to be the only ones who didn’t know everyone else on our teams.

Hats is not your run-of-the-mill hat tournament, however. It’s a three day event where your entry fee covers the tournament, dinner Friday and Saturday night, breakfast Saturday and Sunday morning, and plenty of Boulder Creek Brewery beer. But here’s the catch: In order to partake in these festivities, you must always be wearing a hat.

Rule number one of Hats, Hops, and Hucks is that you are not a player without a hat. If you catch or throw a disc without a hat, it’s a turnover. If you make a defensive play without a hat it doesn’t count. If you take off your hat during breakfast at the Highland Park Senior Center, the seniors will ring a bell and everyone will boo you. And standard baseball caps don’t count, so you better get creative.

Year 22 of Hats was themed, “Make it a Double” so all teams were named something that would normally be preceded with double. Chris played for Entendre, which fell in defeat on Saturday to my Jointed team. Unfortunately, neither of our teams had what it took to make it to the finals, so we found ourselves seated comfortably high up on Heckle Hill.

It was, without a doubt, the most fun final I’ve ever watched, with hecklers throwing out lines that would please even Carl Koepke. One of my teammates even got involved with a crucial hat D late in the game, where he_stuffed_a_disc_in_his_hat_and_threw_it_onto_the_field, connecting with a thumber mid-flight that would have resulted in a point. In the end, Up came up a little short, falling to Dog Dare Ya on universe point, 18-17.

After the final, everyone gathered for the award ceremony where prizes were given away to the champions, spirit winners, and to the person with the most creative hat. My favorite award, however, was given to our friend Jo-Jo, who we met at a pick-up game the previous Wednesday. Jo-Jo received a crown hat for being the only person to have attended all 22 Hats, Hops, and Hucks Tournaments.

We’ll be featuring Hats in our next episode, so you’ll be able to see everything we’ve described above. For now, however, we decided to give you a sneak peak of the opening ceremony for the awards show. That way, you can see the kind of competition you’ll be going up against in the near future at Hats, Hops, and Hucks.